May 2013
dickfaerie:
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
There is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing...
– Don Miguel Ruiz (via dreamsilver)
egberts:
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
littletipoftheshoelace:
theaspiringauthor:
pipjustice:
rockinzayn:
rileylife:
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
...
venusaurphobia:
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet