dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
trapghoul: fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
There is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing...– Don Miguel Ruiz (via dreamsilver)
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl or if you’re a heterosexual male Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades. ...
venusaurphobia: The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet